I write a letter when I have a crush so intense that I don’t know what else to do. There are five total: Trevor from freshman bio, Neil from the B100s, Brad from the student section, Caden from King Street, and Froy from the Samurai Hibachi & Sushi Bar at Foxchase.
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Prediction of Summer Trends
The year is flying by, which means summer is only a few months away. With summer comes new fashion trends, and this year, elementary school style is coming back. The more sparkles and rainbow colors the better. You want the least amount of skin showing, which means, no midriffs or thighs showing this summer, just like elementary school!
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“A Return to Normal” Indeed
The juniors and seniors have had their time at the King Street campus cut short, and the sophomores and freshmen have yet to experience the many rites of passage that would occur during a “normal” school year. Here is a list of the best T.C. experiences underclassmen can look forward to, and upperclassmen can reminisce about.
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How Long is Six Feet?
They're everywhere, inside schools, cafes, and parks. “Please Remain Six Feet Apart,” Everyone has seen them, but how many understand? How long actually is six feet?
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Lilla and Lauren’s Favorite TC Covid Couples
Theogony writers Lilla Gleeson and Lauren Thiell browsed the @tcwhs_ships Instagram account and found quite a few cute couples. We picked out a few of our favorites to showcase.
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Amazon Buys ACPS for $99/Year
Amazon announced that they will be increasing their presence in Northern Virginia with the purchase of Alexandria City Public Schools, effective Fall 2021.
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Zoom Dress Code
After a year of virtual learning, ACPS has decided to implement a new Zoom dress code across the school system, and this is how it impacts T.C.
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Breaking News: Students Losing Backpack-Carrying Muscles
Quarantine has taken things from every one of us. Family, friends, the simple joys we used to experience, like drinking coffee in a coffee shop and not having personal space in a grocery store. But the worst thing people have lost, the most horrible, gut wrenching, pain inducing, thing: backpack-carrying muscles.
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A Witness Tree Carol
The T.C. Williams Witness Tree was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. It had lived for more than 100 years, but now it was as dead as a dead daffodil. The Mayor of Alexandria knew it was dead? Of course, he did. How could it be otherwise? He and the City Council had been working for years to eliminate that tree. Despite months of pleading and petitioning by Alexandria citizens to save the tree, all Mayor Justinezer Schmooze had to say was, “Bah Humbug!” After all, trees make paper, and paper makes money, and there was nothing in the world Schmooze loved more than money.
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You Are Cordially Invited to Corona Thanksgiving!
Come one, come all! Hereby everyone who is currently reading these words is invited to my Corona Thanksgiving celebration, or as I call it: Thanks-Corona-for-ruining-my-life. Please save the applause until the end, I know I’m absolutely hilarious (If any SNL intern is reading this please just hire me already, I know you want to, I have lots of funny jokes like these I swear. I also take tips, provided in cash or Starbucks Gift Cards).
